“We—we never imagined. We never could have. Oh god—the administrative efficiency, the emails, the incessant apologizing. What…hath I wrought”
Congratulations to Chris from everyone at the Muck-Rake!
“Look, I was a little drunk last night, and my computer died right before I went to sleep, and, well, I’m just keeping my fingers crossed—oh god the sound” said a noticeably sweaty Jeff Oldendorf ’16.
“I really wanted students to know that I care, and that my work can be both funny, and insightful,” said 18-year groundskeeper Adam MacNeil. “This seemed like the best way.”
“We are committed to serving a variety of high quality foods and beverages, while remaining responsive to Amherst students’ individual tastes and needs,” said a Dining Services representative. “Whether it be Mango Rubinoff or,” he continued, after a shudder, “Pink Lemonade.”
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