“Wow,” remarked Gordita Rotini ’18. “Here I was, thinking that four football players would add up to far more unnecessary waste.”
Onlookers credit the “ginormous Connect Four and twinkling lights” for recreating the urban experience.
“We—we never imagined. We never could have. Oh god—the administrative efficiency, the emails, the incessant apologizing. What…hath I wrought”
Congratulations to Chris from everyone at the Muck-Rake!
“Look, I was a little drunk last night, and my computer died right before I went to sleep, and, well, I’m just keeping my fingers crossed—oh god the sound” said a noticeably sweaty Jeff Oldendorf ’16.
“I really wanted students to know that I care, and that my work can be both funny, and insightful,” said 18-year groundskeeper Adam MacNeil. “This seemed like the best way.”