Lax Captain Celebrates 5th Birthday Since Party Policy Banning Mixers

Lacrosse Birthday

According to official party registration records, men’s lacrosse captain Hunter “Bean Boot” Frye just had his fifth birthday since the party policy banning team mixers came into effect. In conjunction with the several post-graduate years Frye spent “finding himself” at various second-tier boarding schools, that brings his age to 28.

 

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