With Warmer Weather, Salmon Shorts and Salmon Wrap Make Triumphant Return

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“Finally!” rejoiced Ted Whitman ’18, a Grab-N-Go and misogyny enthusiast.

While Ted and his fellow Hitchcock friends are elated, climate scientists warn that the earth’s soil may be as dry as a Grab-N-Go whole-grain roll by 2050.