Biddy Enters Full Panic Mode After Forgetting About Mexico

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“Shit! They’re going to come after me with a sit-in, protest and statement of demands in no time. This is URGENT,” squealed President Martin before chugging a glass of whiskey. Sources confirm that Martin was last seen nervously hovering her mouse over the “send” button on her last email while constantly refreshing weather.com’s natural disaster page.

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