Biddy Pleased With Success of First Annual Senior Muck-Raker Hunt

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“These Muck-Raker trophies will make a fine addition to the new exhibit I’m opening at the Mead,” said President Martin as she sipped from her scotch tumbler. “I think it will be titled, ‘Don’t Ever Fucking Cross Biddy Martin’, or something tasteful like that.”

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