Are you comfortable talking to crowds? Is your favorite part of Amherst whatever is coming 2 years from now? Have you always wondered what it’s like to stand on top of the giant dirt pile? If you answered “yes” to any of those questions, consider applying to be a Worksite Tour Guide for prospective construction workers!
With Amherst’s current rate of construction hovering somewhere between “until we spend all the goddamn money there is” and “if North Korea hosted the Olympics,” now is the perfect time to leave your mark on Amherst. While the buildings we erect today will likely not last more than 15 years at this pace, the impact you have on young construction workers will live on forever.
Compensation is $11/hour, one permitted cat-call per shift, and your very own “Gagliarducci Construction” helmet.
Contact firstname.lastname@example.org for further information.