AC Republicans: We Could Solve All Our Disputes If Val Had Pepsi In The Drink Machines

Pepsi

The AC Republicans released a statement yesterday regarding recent unrest on campus:

As the conservative voice on campus, Amherst College Republicans has been involved in its fair share of controversy. So take it from us as relative experts on the topic – when the tensions are running high, the “problematic” comments are flying, and students are emailing professors that they can’t come to class because they need to “self-care,” there’s only one thing to do: crack open an ice-cold Pepsi.

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