Muck-Rake Don’t Need No Valentine’s Day Article to Feel Good About Itself


Yeah, I mean sure, we absolutely could have caved in to societal pressure and written a piece about Valentine’s day. We could have written some sappy and cute article like those which some of our peer satires have been writing. But you know what? We don’t need a Valentine’s Day article. We like ourselves. We’re happy with ourselves. We’re a strong and independent satire, and just because there isn’t another satire in our life right now, that doesn’t mean we have to be frustrated or depressed on this so-called holiday, which was just concocted as a scheme by florists and chocolatiers and Hallmark anyway. We’ll publish something else, and tonight we’ll enjoy a nice evening with a bottle of wine, a bath bomb and our own company, thank you very much.