ACEMS Members Issued Laminated Maps to UMass Hospital


Amherst, MA – “Our members’ main duties are to ask drunk people who the president is and to refer anybody else to actual medical professionals,” explained ACEMS coordinator Sharon Platt, “these booze-and-vomit-proof laminated maps are a powerful new tool in our health arsenal; they’ll allow us to move patients out of our care, and into legitimate care, as quickly as possible.”