Solid Piece of Metal Underneath Silverware Best Thing to Happen to Junior in 2017

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“All of my friends are abroad, I’m already behind on schoolwork, I don’t have an internship, I missed Jeb!’s apparently hilarious talk and the POTUS is a raging, xenophobic lunatic. But, hey, at least I don’t have to worry about dropping my fork through those bars anymore,” Kaitlin Terret ’18 stated. “The new white bowls are cool too, I guess,” she finished with an empty smile.