Friend with Only One Final Left Needs to Shut the Fuck Up Right Now


Listen, I’m so sorry you have one three-page paper due on Wednesday, but I currently have two 30 page papers to write in the next 36 hours, four months worth of Chemistry to understand in two days and all of 18th Century Art History to memorize. So yeah, I’m going to need you to take a seat right now, Becky, thanks.