Amherst, MA – A student art installation in a hallway of the Alumni Gymnasium, which has been variously described as ‘brave’, ‘Banksy-esque’ and ‘not taped well enough’, has dealt a crushing blow to campus patriarchy and custodians alike.

“Huh, I never thought about it like that before,” said John Watkins, 12-year custodian of Alumni and newly ‘woke’ ally, “I shall change my ways.” Watkins swept up while admiring the 60% of photos that hadn’t yet fallen, but were sure to in the next two to three days.