Freshman Deflowered at Cougar Formal Now Sexual Panther

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“Yeah I’ve been around the block a time or two,” said Tommy Smith ’20 of his sexual prowess, “it’s hard not to pick up a few tricks of the trade when you have as much experience as I do.” The first year was seen later repeatedly inserting a hot dog into a bagel over FaceTime with his best friend from high school.

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