Giant Clothespin in Greenway Dorm a Good Allocation of Resources, Says Student Living in Moore Basement


“At first I was skeptical that the money allocated to the Greenway dorms was being squandered frivolously,” stated Jimmy Yip ’18.

“I thought that all of the attention the school was giving to the Greenway project might distract from the problems facing other dorms on campus.  But then I saw the giant clothespin today, and it was awesome. It is sooo big. Like sooo big,” Jimmy exclaimed, while extending his arms to demonstrate the clothespin’s bigness.

“Really – I’m not even mad about the black mold slowly enveloping my room in Moore,” he concluded.