Popular Branch Introduces First Guest Speaker: Miss Ruby Noff

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The Branch “Excelente Basiliscus 105” has requested funding for this mysterious speaker to visit campus every Thursday and Saturday night for the rest of the semester. There are also talks of Noff’s esteemed colleague, Professor Stella Artois, to provide her insights on an event the branch has labeled “Spring Formalities.”

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