Football Freshman ACEM’d after Eight Val Tequila Lime Chicken Breasts

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Amherst, MA – At Valentine Hall tonight, the alcohol content of eight tequila chicken breasts overwhelmed Chet Murray ’19 as he attempted to build muscle and pre-game for his upcoming mixer.

An ACEMS representative reported, “If the alcohol of the chicken had not been diluted by Chet’s 15 cups of blue Powerade, he could have died.”