Fed Up with Lack of Social Opportunity, Senior Men Start “Predator Formal”

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“We’re tired of being treated like second-class citizens. Finally we have a safe place to form lasting friendships and really get to know the new female members of the campus community,” Justin Zelkanda ’16 told The Muck-Rake as he combed over his hair from right to left and adjusted his loud, semi-ironic tie. “Mixers, classes, extracurricular activities, they all get stale without a little young blood in them, if you know what I mean.”

“I mean hymens,” he added with a wink.

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