Senior “Too Busy Working on Thesis” to Turn in Thesis


Amherst MA — Just minutes after his thesis deadline had passed, Psychology major Ryan Strobl ’15 regretfully informed his advisor, Professor Catherine A. Sanderson, as well as the rest of the Amherst Psychology Department, that he was a “bit too preoccupied” working on this thesis to turn in his thesis right now.

“It’s coming along really well, though,” he added.

Strobl ’15, who has been conducting an extensive research and analysis projecting, is rumored to “just need a little more time on the conclusion” as well as “get that last layer of polish.”

Professor Sanderson, when reached for contact, requested that The Muck-Rake’s sources please bring Ryan home as soon as possible “wherever he may be. His family is worried.”