Protestor NOT Looking to High-Five, Reports Oblivious Idiot

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“So I was chilling on the quad,” explained the ignoramus, “and at first I thought my bud Luke was waving, and I was like, ‘all right, I can dig this.’ But he kept his hands in the air, so it finally dawned on me: he’s looking for the big ol’ high-five. Turns out: nope.”