Senior Really Leaning on Sunday’s Extra Hour

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POND DORMITORY, Amherst, MA — Despite a weekend of planning out and partying for Halloween, senior Adam Arnaudo ’15 is putting all his eggs in the “extra hour” basket today.

“I think it’s gonna really pay off for me, this extra hour. Yea, I have a lot to do, but those sixty minutes were a real game-changer. Gonna get a lot done after I finish this season of the CW’s Vampire Diaries,” he explained to press, blissfully unaware of how much of an idiot he was being.

“I don’t even like the show! I just have soooo muuuuchhh tiiimmmmmee to kill,” the bone-headed fourth year Environmental Studies major added while kicking back his arms and legs.