“Listen, I wrote Cymbeline for drug money while I was strung out on coke in the 90s. That shit is NOT supposed to still be on stage. What about my hits? People love my good stuff. Even the early stuff was better. Titus Andronicus? I fucking loved that gory shit. Cymbeline is romcom, Jennifer Aniston crap I put together for a paycheck. Next question,” explained noted playwright William Shakespeare.