Sophomore Party Expert: PC Police Ruined “Island in the Sun” TAP

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“Oh, just because it’s ‘at night’ and ‘there’s no sun out,’ it wasn’t ‘kosher’ to have a TAP called Island in the Sun, huh? This has really gone too far. People needed to calm down and stop policing fun. It was fun, was what it was! God, this campus has gone to shit,” proclaimed seasoned TAP-goer Ryan Beller ’17.