Judiciary Council Complaint: “Too Many Judiciary Council Complaints”

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AMHERST, Ma. – At 3:22 PM yesterday a formal complaint  was submitted to the Judiciary Council concerning the number of Judiciary Council complaint emails flooding student inboxes. Today, the JC deliberated and found the complaint to be valid.

According to the AAS constitution, “In case of an obscene number of tedious complaints filed against the AAS, an irrelevant institution designed to bolster the egos of its student senators, all students involved in both filing and evaluating such complaints must cease immediately, and must generally stop being such blowhards.”

An open hearing will be held this Saturday and attended by no one.