1. At first, when I found out, I was like:
2. Everyone who works there is a total champ and it’s like:
3. But then I started writing and the humor was all:
4. But then I realized: Fuck it, I’m young
5. Being better than everyone else
6. When somebody talks about their shitty everyday lives:
7. …Or they mention how they could write for the Muck-Rake. I’m like yeah.
8. At the end of the day, it’s all just: