1. At first, when I found out, I was like:

2. Everyone who works there is a total champ and it’s like:

3. But then I started writing and the humor was all:

4. But then I realized: Fuck it, I’m young

5. Being better than everyone else

6. When somebody talks about their shitty everyday lives:

7. …Or they mention how they could write for the Muck-Rake. I’m like yeah.

8. At the end of the day, it’s all just: