AAS Promises MRC to First Floor Keefe If They Can Just Tweet a Few More Really Offensive Things


AAS Senate: @MRC: In fairness, the Muck-Rake Center is about as diverse as a Schwemm’s Szechwan chicken

AAS Senate: @AAS-ALL-STUDENTS nonbinding poll: are you in favor of current plans to take Dean Fatemi off life support in lieu of the MRC? Just wondering. #itsjustafuckingpoll

AAS Senate: @MRC: Dean Fatemi reportedly furious about longer walk to Schwemm’s Diet Peach Tea Snapple. Have you no soul?