LimeRed Teahouse Now Accepting Non-Korean Customers

AMHERST, Ma. – In a press release issued Tuesday night, LimeRed Teahouse announced it will no longer require passport or residency-card verification to enter the local establishment. “We’re excited about our new open-door policy,” said LimeRed owner Andrew Kim. “We think it will bring a lot of business and share our love of tea.” 

“But please,” Kim added, “no Jews.”