AC After Dark T-Ball Stand Pitches Perfect Game

KEEFE CAMPUS CENTER, Amherst, Ma. – The t-ball stand purchased by Hannah Fatemi for Thursday’s AC After Dark “O’Connor Commons World Series” event secured its legacy as pitcher of the first perfect game in After Dark league history.  The unflappable 4’3″ opponent clinched its victory after striking out freshman batter Brian Durkow, who flailed rabidly on an 0-2 pitch in the middle of the zone.  “I want to commend the t-ball stand for this historic achievement,” said Dean Fatemi.  “This easily goes down as the program’s greatest athletic success.”